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“Hey kitten, you know it drives the neighbors crazy when you do your exercises naked out in the yard.â€â€œOMG Dad, so what? They pretend to be prudes, but I bet they are really perving and jerking off.â€â€œWell, honey, that’s the problem. They have
“I want to buy my first vibrator, but because I don’t have a car, I would have to buy one online. The only problem is my mom gets all my bank statements! I was wondering if you know any good sites that would but something discreet when chargin
you know you have a problem when you just scroll through your dash to look for Asian booty.
hiddleshasthegiggles: windcreaturecassiel: mrsweasley: Can we just take a moment to fucking appreciate his walk? #you know you have a problem when you’re turned on by a fully clothed man walking down a flight of stairs It’s okay, we can have a
emibpost: joannavt: notpants: Apparently, American Apparel is aware of the issue because they’ve started printing this little message inside their leggings. You know it’s serious when your dealer tells you you have a problem. Submitted by: susangracee
cruelman2: The problem with women : when you don’t need to fuck, they are too big. You need to have a place to put them in. But when you train them they know just how to please there Sir
oosnavi: “I have no problem talking to people, but when it happens in the face of, you know, thirty people…” I love everything about the Before We Go press interviews. He’s so endearing in them. Our boy. Love him.
i just found out my email isnt working with my current internet problem, so to the three commissioners i’ve been emailing recently: i will have to put your commissions on hold until around this saturday or a little later when I can properly send you
flawlessastrology:sun: what makes you feel like you?moon: do you have problem with trust?rising: how/what do people say you come off as?midheaven: what do you want to be when you grow up?venus: do you flirt more knowingly or unknowingly?mars: when was
thegirlwhomadecookies: you know we have a problem when we can’t even see people of our own race attractive anymore just because you joined a fandom the kpop fandom
miniar: miniar: lastqueenofmars: ruinedchildhood: When guys get dressed vs. when girls get dressed Because we have clothes for every season? I pity men for not having this problem As a guy… fuck this shit. You know why we reach into the closet
lordxeras: lordxeras: Tell you what gets my goat. When Europeans get that fucking superior attitude. You know the one. The “we do the oppposite of those americans so we’re the place to be”. Listen buddy. Even if Europe didn’t have massive issues
weavemama: you know we have a problem when the onion says something true and serious
datcatwhatcameback: eeddis: adhighdefinition: filed under: things I wish I had known earlier but are quite obvious when you think about it One thing this doesn’t mention that I know I have problems with is the executive function involved in going to
sexonshift: I love it when Nicole sends these to me while I’m at work. Except I have to deal with an awkward boner while here…😳 #sexynurse #scrubs #stunner I understand your problem for sure but at least you know she’s coming home to you wow🔥lucky
wallowsinthecloud: #this ‘ship causes me so many problems #are you real #did I invent you #what is this a gifset or have I hallucinated again #all I know is Jeff’s heart loops a slideshow of Annie at him soooo (via crackers4jenn)
vampireapologist-archive-deacti:Im gonna tell you the problem with society these days. Did you know that when you hay a field by hand, I’m talking using a scythe to mow down the whole thing, and then for the next few days you have to go turn the hay
mysteriousfoxgirl: 4-panel-life: so I’m an adult..! I have this problem often Same, haha. A few months ago I was at the dentist and the assistant was trying to make small talk by asking all these high school questions (when are you graduating, where
marauders4evr: You know what? We always complain about the newer Family Guy episodes. And don’t get me wrong, they have a ton of problems. But when they get it right, they really get it right!
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: bearpigman: “They should be fired and fined for their misconduct while in uniform” I WILL LET THE IRONY SINK IN You know you have a problem in a public institution like the police, when the way they react to being
chasing-after-skirts: luckied: Leah? Hannah? And her eyes are bl- um, hazel? Green? I think I have a problem, sir. “Now I understand why you don’t keep long lasting relationship’s with woman.” Yeah? Why do you look so bored when going
makenzieshae: You know you have problems when you can’t sleep because you’re emotionally invested in the actual plot line of erotic fairy tale manga…..
fullcupbra: I get that you love underwear. What are your thoughts about going without?An interesting question. As you may know many of us at the Full Cup Bra have fairly large boobs, which present problems when one does want to go bra-free. Lucy Collett
prograrn: if we’re friends!! don’t apologize about talking about ur problems or anything ok if we’re friends i love when u talk about anything i love when u tell me things i love to know about ur life okay i love YOU
bronyparctears: Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person
does anyone else have that friend that they follow and can tell when they’ve been on without looking at who posted what because they are the only person you follow who posts pictures of straight people making out.
xxcookiecrumbsxx: whitebeltwriter: cracked: “Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.” America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared you know shit’s bad when the country
kendosoldier: I have never seen the Magi fandom so universally mad before; the entire tag right now is just full of hate at the anime adaptation.
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
insanecorgi: lilikoimcgilliganthecorgi: peachythecorgi: lizholder0193: I need a corgi in my life. 😍🐶#corgi #obsessed #toocute #littlelegs #suckitmonday But the problem is Mondays suck more when you have a corgi because it kills you to leave
exeggcute:what I wouldn’t give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you’re in grade school and you’re like okay I’m gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery
liquid-liam: ihopehetakesyourfilthyheart: You know when you’re always there for someone and the one time you need them they couldn’t give less of a shit That’s why I talk to myself, then I don’t have this problem.
zzazu: You know what the other big problem with the ‘1 girl option’ in video games is? when you’re ten and a girl and you want to play a game with your other girl friends and ALL FOUR OF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT OVER WHO GETS TO BE THE ONLY GIRL CHARACTER
skellydun: u know what’s nice?? when ur sleeping next to someone and you wake up but you still have more time to sleep in so u sleepily pull that person closer to u and drift off into a warm happy abyss of blankets and love
When you have to pretend to be sober when walking by your parents
adultinsect: you know when you’re in pain and the only thing that can fix it is writing the fucking song and it’s just noT COMING OUT OF YOU i’m actually having this problem rn. i feel you
I just really wish that when you met new guys there was a way to know if they're dominating in bed so that if not you wouldn't have to waste your time with them
whitebeltwriter: cracked: “Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.” America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared you know shit’s bad when the country where everything
hhawkeye: when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young” that’s when you know you have a problem
you know you have a problem when youre on tumblr on your laptop and phone at literally the same time
You know you have a problem when you use “spn season 1” as a horror genre
cuddlinqs: you know you have problems when you want to watch new shows, but you just ending up shows you’ve already watched 1520923 times
You know you’re out of shape and have bad knee problems when you can hear them crack and can feel the tendons moving strangely after barely exercising after a few days…
terraflarensfw: I have a tummy. It’s scrunchy when I sit like this. If you have a problem you know where the door is ;)
You know you have a problem when you show your Mom a boy you think is cute and she’s confused because he’s not Mexican I LIKE OTHER BOYS TOO Sometimes Kinda Idk
You know you have a problem when you’re literally sobbing over Kakashi while watching Naruto and your little sister tells your daughter “shh Mommy’s having a moment” and hands you a tissue PLEAS E SOMEONE SEND ME TO REHAB
clairese1980: corpxe: You know you have a problem when you’re literally sobbing over Kakashi while watching Naruto and your little sister tells your daughter “shh Mommy’s having a moment” and hands you a tissue PLEAS E SOMEONE SEND ME TO REHAB
justpettingpotatoes: corpxe: You know you have a problem when you’re literally sobbing over Kakashi while watching Naruto and your little sister tells your daughter “shh Mommy’s having a moment” and hands you a tissue PLEAS E SOMEONE SEND ME
malkiewicz: You know you have an anger problem when you yell “who the fuck has their brights on behind me!?” It was the sun. I got mad at the sun.
peashooter85: Public humiliation masks worn by criminals for minor crimes, 16th and 17th century. from Hermann Historica
feastt-yourr-eyess: terraflarensfw: I have a tummy. It’s scrunchy when I sit like this. If you have a problem you know where the door is ;) 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Don’t lie, I know at least half of you can almost hear the music start when she opens her eyes! Also…I didn’t know they censored the whole dialogue between them at the end of the first season. Or that they didn’t show the last
fullandengorged:“Time to wake up, its time for me to see if you woke up with an erection again. Well, it looks like this erection problem that your having each morning has continued. You know the rules, and what you have to do when you wake up like
lillith-thesubmissive: (Source: http://hellogiggles.com/illustrated-tweet-of-the-day-413) When your Dom picks your underwear, you have the opposite problem: you know it’s time to do the laundry when he starts picking fairly bland-looking underwear